tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post6669545335065536148..comments2023-10-23T10:09:07.544-07:00Comments on Chocolate Covered Xanax: the road to hell is paved with bad analogiesKerihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15003444982531619518noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-34055077662379923572009-08-28T07:14:36.742-07:002009-08-28T07:14:36.742-07:00OMG - Why have I not seen this blog before?! Jenni...OMG - Why have I not seen this blog before?! Jennifer over at Redneck Romance Writer pointed me in your direction and I am totally thrilled!Sweet Vernal Zephyrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17570337754816706767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-58323363494127920722009-07-13T17:57:58.105-07:002009-07-13T17:57:58.105-07:00Duly chastened by the appearance of a priest in th...Duly chastened by the appearance of a priest in the blogbar I shall heed your advice on commenting with jokes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-24491343951542993422009-07-12T20:50:11.714-07:002009-07-12T20:50:11.714-07:00Vienna sausage might work better in this joke,
but...Vienna sausage might work better in this joke,<br />but generally, jokes don't work well in email, nor on comment threads.Priest walks into a bar...noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-56116712711775277682009-07-12T20:21:56.336-07:002009-07-12T20:21:56.336-07:00Cute... an appliance analogy doesn't go over a...Cute... an appliance analogy doesn't go over as well in the joke:<br />"John and his wife were working in their garden one day when John looks over at his wife and says, "Your ass is getting really big. I bet your ass is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape<br />and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your ass is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"<br /><br />The wife chose to ignore the husband. Later that night in bed John was feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.<br />"What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?" "Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-54921552775758537872009-07-12T13:56:02.897-07:002009-07-12T13:56:02.897-07:00And if you ever need any repairs, you know who to ...And if you ever need any repairs, you know who to call.Joel Mielkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03087883565896070720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-17507838995809678532009-07-11T19:46:50.232-07:002009-07-11T19:46:50.232-07:00I don't get it...
Being compared to a "r...I don't get it...<br /><br />Being compared to a "refrigerator" is a deep complement here at Branscomb Refrigeration.Ernie Branscombhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06391160783604462511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-73932301024939117952009-07-11T17:21:17.161-07:002009-07-11T17:21:17.161-07:00That's comforting, anon. 11:09. Thanks.
Damn...That's comforting, anon. 11:09. Thanks.<br /><br />Damn right, CPR.<br /><br /><i>Keeps you sane,</i> MommaGross? Oh dear. I miss you. xoxoxoxoKristabelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17431072549600609945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-42015411842955902822009-07-11T17:19:24.335-07:002009-07-11T17:19:24.335-07:00Sohumborn...the best part...that I left out of the...Sohumborn...the best part...that I left out of the story...was watching his face while he stammered, "I mean...it's like, um, some kind of, um, small, um, but, um, really cute, um, magnetic object." I still laugh when I think about it. (So nice to see you. xo)<br /><br />NO, Boy, you didn't. Oh, geez, yes you did.Kristabelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17431072549600609945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-43459147708037280332009-07-11T16:33:15.145-07:002009-07-11T16:33:15.145-07:00I too shared in the laughter!! I so enjoy reading...I too shared in the laughter!! I so enjoy reading your blog!! Keeps me sane out here in Junction.MommaGrosshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01021992025784337096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-65644300633410401062009-07-11T07:51:54.207-07:002009-07-11T07:51:54.207-07:00After a second reading, this story lends a new mea...After a second reading, this story lends a new meaning to a question/song "Do you take it in the ...?"Tapperasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10423078435109770265noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-37151843311256966702009-07-10T19:42:09.481-07:002009-07-10T19:42:09.481-07:00Hilarious!!! hahahaha!Hilarious!!! hahahaha!Indiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17333639250952967951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-17521173219513665232009-07-10T06:58:37.393-07:002009-07-10T06:58:37.393-07:00You know there are Mini-Fridges.
Just a thought.You know there are Mini-Fridges.<br /><br />Just a thought.Tapperasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10423078435109770265noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-14529607586464708792009-07-10T06:45:47.939-07:002009-07-10T06:45:47.939-07:00I laughed and snorted tea out my nose! I can pictu...I laughed and snorted tea out my nose! I can picture the terror on his face... you were so kind not to torture him for this one. <br />I'm still laughing :)<br />SoHumBornAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-90283604911231294962009-07-10T06:19:56.415-07:002009-07-10T06:19:56.415-07:00Snort.... you're a poet Mo'
Indian for lu...Snort.... you're a poet Mo'<br /><br />Indian for lunch, you can store some left overs! YAYBumblebeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13784962050458153092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-74583356465590483672009-07-09T22:43:55.151-07:002009-07-09T22:43:55.151-07:00My secret's out. I'm a public dangler. An...My secret's out. I'm a public dangler. And I dangled it just for you this time, CPR.<br /><br />That's not entirely true, mresquan. I stop for brief periods, but then I look at the refrigerator and start laughing all over again. It was funny, damn it!<br /><br />xoKristabelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17431072549600609945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-83933625418446456522009-07-09T22:38:29.724-07:002009-07-09T22:38:29.724-07:00She's lying,she hasn't stopped laughing si...She's lying,she hasn't stopped laughing since.mresquanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00644535031615078618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-32764882398104021832009-07-09T22:26:01.894-07:002009-07-09T22:26:01.894-07:00"...I laughed until I cried for nearly 20 min..."...I laughed until I cried for nearly 20 minutes."<br /><br />So, either you cried for twenty minutes, or you're dangling a modifier for us.Joel Mielkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03087883565896070720noreply@blogger.com