tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post7212307503927795425..comments2023-10-23T10:09:07.544-07:00Comments on Chocolate Covered Xanax: Labor Day Honeymoon: a tale of two bigfoots, part 1Kerihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15003444982531619518noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-83489532311411774522008-11-10T16:43:00.000-08:002008-11-10T16:43:00.000-08:00Good words.Good words.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-11211235638190741472007-09-08T21:54:00.000-07:002007-09-08T21:54:00.000-07:00I just have to say that being chastised by Bigfoot...I just have to say that being chastised by Bigfoot is....well...more than a little thrilling. <BR/><BR/>Sorry all you prim and proper souls; it is Saturday night after all.<BR/><BR/>Part 2 tomorrow anon. Cross my heart.Kristabelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17431072549600609945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-60598611175798484832007-09-08T13:34:00.000-07:002007-09-08T13:34:00.000-07:00So when do we get to read Part 2?So when do we get to read Part 2?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-87570485449615657062007-09-08T11:39:00.000-07:002007-09-08T11:39:00.000-07:00Oh my. Kristabel, you have been taken to task by t...Oh my. <BR/><BR/>Kristabel, you have been taken to task by the Information and Protocol Ambassador of the Eastern Humboldt region of Sasquatchia.<BR/><BR/>A longer lived 299 native than I, this representative holds a position on the board of The Gigantopithecus Creation Society.<BR/>Don't mess with him. <BR/><BR/>Oh, and the Bush Inaguration? I remember it well. Especially, when the Secret Service caught the Bush twin girls skinny dippin' with them Hawkins Bar boys. It weren't a purdy sight. <BR/><BR/>But, dammit Bigfoot, get my name right. It's EKOVOX, not Ecovox. That's as bad as spelling Kristabel with a "C"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-12990966657992824002007-09-08T09:12:00.000-07:002007-09-08T09:12:00.000-07:00Just to set the record straight for you "Out of To...Just to set the record straight for you "Out of Towners", no sane person camps at Tish Tang since the boundry adjustment of 1998. Sirens are not foreign noises, they are a fundamental component of our local culture.<BR/>We hold two events sacred in Willow Creek. George Bush's inauguration and Bigfoot Days. We do not sell Bigfoot items on this a holy weekend. And, maybe you failed to see the forest for the trees, as we have Bigfoot Motel, Bigfoot Rafting, Bigfoot Golf Course, Bigfoot Mini Storage, Bigfoot Contractors Supply and Bigfoot Lions Club, all whom I am sure will sell you something. Willow Creek does not have any tweakers. What you observed was perpetuiously overly anxious locals with bad teeth and a twitch.<BR/>Also, here in Willow Creek, we know for an undisputable fact that the Earth is only six thousand years old and that God is a Republican. We know of these things because of the wonderful work of the Creation Research of the North Coast.<BR/>Signed Bigfoot, aka Eco's Brotherpervus mcdervushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15860001164348544210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-41293475431033942832007-09-06T22:55:00.000-07:002007-09-06T22:55:00.000-07:00Dear Keri,I have to ask the obvious..."Well which ...Dear Keri,<BR/><BR/>I have to ask the obvious...<BR/><BR/>"Well which was it? The best of festivals or the worst?"<BR/><BR/>-boy (with an almost archaic reference to the classic TV show Cheers)Tapperasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10423078435109770265noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-53208514819208673932007-09-06T20:48:00.000-07:002007-09-06T20:48:00.000-07:00It was the best of festivals, it was the worst of ...It was the best of festivals, it was the worst of festivals....<BR/><BR/>Eko, tell your brother that I miss the big feet painted down the center of the road!!!Kerihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15003444982531619518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-39737257826233879202007-09-06T19:16:00.000-07:002007-09-06T19:16:00.000-07:00After living for a whole year waaaay out in the co...After living for a whole year waaaay out in the country, I can't even fathom trying to live in a place as....civilized as Loleta. There are other people there! And a store! Nope, I'll take the once-a-year cow cacophony, especially now that Bigfoot weekend is becoming an annual event.Kristabelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17431072549600609945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-76156977738916544182007-09-06T18:32:00.000-07:002007-09-06T18:32:00.000-07:00Unfortunately, there are tweakers, but their have ...Unfortunately, there are tweakers, but their have been recent drug busts. Besides, we have a sheriff's deputy in the neighborhood, plus Fish and Game, the Highway Patrol, and Neigborhood Watch are a constant presence.Carolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10082877661130396437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-90943587090305934352007-09-06T18:23:00.000-07:002007-09-06T18:23:00.000-07:00but you would still have a few tweakers, so it wou...but you would still have a few tweakers, so it would be just like a ...festival?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-39524080630167269422007-09-06T15:56:00.000-07:002007-09-06T15:56:00.000-07:00There is a house available for rent in Loleta. It ...There is a house available for rent in Loleta. It is just off of Eel River Drive on Church Street. There would still be cattle noises but more in the distant, unless they get loose.Carolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10082877661130396437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-72691708258129790382007-09-06T13:48:00.000-07:002007-09-06T13:48:00.000-07:00Uh oh, sorry about the bad review Eko. I just hav...Uh oh, sorry about the bad review Eko. I just have two pieces of advice for your brother (not that I think he can do anything about the first): Less tweakers; more bigfoot.Kristabelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17431072549600609945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-19110380929554017412007-09-06T13:43:00.000-07:002007-09-06T13:43:00.000-07:00Well...the truth is that I did go up to the guy to...Well...the truth is that I did go up to the guy to ask him the question...but was immediately distracted by his riveting description of the movie "The Big Trees." It was either that or his sparkly blue eyes, I don't know. I..just...lost...focus. But it's nice to have a husband to blame these things on now.Kristabelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17431072549600609945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-33850089123125234722007-09-06T11:37:00.000-07:002007-09-06T11:37:00.000-07:00As much as I begged Squirrel to ask the guy what d...<I>As much as I begged Squirrel to ask the guy what day Bigfoot was created on, he just wouldn't do it. </I><BR/><BR/>You should have asked! There's no shame in such a question given the event. Any offense taken would've been a sign that either 1) the creation crew was in the wrong freakin' place, or 2) they don't believe in bigfoot. Which brings us back to #1.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-12047237931343065232007-09-06T09:57:00.000-07:002007-09-06T09:57:00.000-07:00For a festival in its 47th year, it didn't have a ...<I> For a festival in its 47th year, it didn't have a very fun vibe and was more than a little creepy, so we decided that we'd pack our stuff and move on down the road to Happy Camp.</I><BR/><BR/>Uh oh, Heads are going to roll.<BR/>My brother, who is very involved in all things touristy in Willow Creek needs to see your review.<BR/>I will send it along. Is there a reason my father used to call it Big Flop Daze.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-45931159653514057102007-09-06T07:23:00.000-07:002007-09-06T07:23:00.000-07:00Hey sometimes a story can't be told in one part.-b...Hey sometimes a story can't be told in one part.<BR/><BR/>-boy (author of the 3 part Anniversary story)Tapperasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10423078435109770265noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-29388774757960867602007-09-05T22:51:00.000-07:002007-09-05T22:51:00.000-07:00Just like the Sasquatch episode in "The Six Millio...Just like the Sasquatch episode in "The Six Million Dollar Man" It's a two-parter.<BR/><BR/>squirellyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com