tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post8411498711417183515..comments2023-10-23T10:09:07.544-07:00Comments on Chocolate Covered Xanax: It's Our Birthday!Kerihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15003444982531619518noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-31598805718559739432008-06-28T08:30:00.000-07:002008-06-28T08:30:00.000-07:00As far as your gift... world peace, love, harmony....As far as your gift... world peace, love, harmony... I can't even say that without giggling. <BR/><BR/>My gift too you... that all your fortune cookies come with it's not about the struggle, but the wiggle. Ben and Jerry move in and serve you daily. All your chairs in life vibrate, a spanking paddle becomes a daily accessory. To laugh loud or cough and not pause for a moment in fear. Mostly my gift to you both would be to make sure you always got what you wish for so you are happy for all time.Bumblebeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13784962050458153092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-63456582332659393832008-06-28T08:21:00.000-07:002008-06-28T08:21:00.000-07:00My birthday wishes for you both... May your key li...My birthday wishes for you both... May your key lime pie always land in your mouth... may you feel a song coming on for joy and not well, you know... may all your parrot stories make you snort with glee. May you always be goofus' on the roofus'. May you never forget that through the brides maid dresses, too much tequila, bad hair, bad clothes and distance you both never forget you are soul sista's you have a bond of nutty family, stories of joy, heartache and above all else love.<BR/><BR/>Wishing you another year of spankings, laughter, tears and things that go buzzzzz in the night or day time as the case may be.<BR/><BR/>I love you my friend and Keri.<BR/><BR/>BeeBumblebeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13784962050458153092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-63496011855522058362008-06-27T21:04:00.000-07:002008-06-27T21:04:00.000-07:00Luckily, now we know better than to use hydrogenat...Luckily, now we know better than to use hydrogenated fats.Joel Mielkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03087883565896070720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-58182958000204875462008-06-27T18:35:00.000-07:002008-06-27T18:35:00.000-07:00Damn, you caught me.Thanks for not mentioning the ...Damn, you caught me.<BR/><BR/>Thanks for not mentioning the part about Carson Park Ranger and the big tub of Crisco.Kristabelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17431072549600609945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-90609305355497950522008-06-27T14:07:00.000-07:002008-06-27T14:07:00.000-07:00Hey, now there's a sandwich fantasy I hadn't thoug...<I>Hey, now there's a sandwich fantasy I hadn't thought of yet!</I><BR/><BR/>Liar.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-18873035397152378722008-06-25T21:37:00.000-07:002008-06-25T21:37:00.000-07:00I'm a shoe size 7 1/2. Ya know, for the matching ...I'm a shoe size 7 1/2. Ya know, for the matching shoes that go with the whip! <BR/><BR/>K<BR/><BR/>Have fun at the fair!Kerihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15003444982531619518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-4583985674233218222008-06-25T21:25:00.000-07:002008-06-25T21:25:00.000-07:00WOW! It did it again.It REALLY doesn't want you to...WOW! It did it again.<BR/>It REALLY doesn't want you to see what I would have given you!!!<BR/><BR/>And to tell you wouldn't do it justice.<BR/><BR/>Mmmm.<BR/><BR/>Well, it's the Cheetah handled whip and the Spanking game. Maybe you can see them at the Good Relations site.Jennifer McKenziehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03613714863799177911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-90726982102990435052008-06-25T21:21:00.000-07:002008-06-25T21:21:00.000-07:00UGH! Blogger cut off my links. *sigh*http://www....UGH! Blogger cut off my links. *sigh*<BR/>http://www.goodrelations.com/cc/Product_Detail.cfm?product=1044<BR/><BR/>http://www.goodrelations.com/cc/Product_Detail.cfm?product=1140Jennifer McKenziehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03613714863799177911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-2418348216189189212008-06-25T21:19:00.000-07:002008-06-25T21:19:00.000-07:00If I had the money (which I don't since this is FA...If I had the money (which I don't since this is FAIR weekend coming up and all my money will go to buy tickets for kiddie rides that will make the dirt faced okie kids puke) I would totally buy you the following.<BR/>http://www.goodrelations.com/cc/Product_Detail.cfm?product=1140<BR/>AND<BR/>http://www.goodrelations.com/cc/Product_Detail.cfm?product=1044Jennifer McKenziehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03613714863799177911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-52492147154553240012008-06-25T19:30:00.000-07:002008-06-25T19:30:00.000-07:00Wow! So many great presents and we're only 1. Th...Wow! So many great presents and we're only 1. Think what we might get on our 21st bday! Did somebody say stripper pole??<BR/><BR/>xoxo<BR/>K<BR/><BR/>PS- Thanks for the mini chicken mansion. Every fine feathered foul should have one.Kerihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15003444982531619518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-46411715579943640182008-06-25T12:34:00.000-07:002008-06-25T12:34:00.000-07:00and yes, mresquan and Heraldo for a bit of excelle...<I>and yes, mresquan and Heraldo for a bit of excellent eye candy and entertainment.</I><BR/><BR/>Hey, now there's a sandwich fantasy I hadn't thought of yet! Thanks, Erin.<BR/><BR/>I'll take the lunch at the Alibi as long as it includes a big fat bloody mary.<BR/><BR/>xoxoxKristabelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17431072549600609945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-61716708724921758112008-06-25T12:27:00.000-07:002008-06-25T12:27:00.000-07:00You don't have to wrap it.but, but, what if the gi...<I>You don't have to wrap it.</I><BR/><BR/>but, but, what if <I>the gift is the wrapping</I>. Headwrapping School offers a free birthday certificate good for two wrapped heads.headwrapperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07674076247147165743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-15171170146866311332008-06-25T12:25:00.000-07:002008-06-25T12:25:00.000-07:00I wanted to get you your own domain name, but choc...<I>I wanted to get you your own domain name, but chocolatecoveredxanax.com was already taken by a cyber-squatter.</I><BR/><BR/>Aaaaawwww. I've never gotten a nerd gift before. Thanks for the thought!Kristabelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17431072549600609945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-58826337165330831832008-06-25T09:40:00.000-07:002008-06-25T09:40:00.000-07:00Dearest Keri and Kristabel,A birthday celebration ...Dearest Keri and Kristabel,<BR/><BR/>A birthday celebration makes a great gift. A party with all your favorites; Sushi, Everclear and Meyer lemon shots, colorful crotchless ruffled panties, explicit and totally inappropriate crafting opprtunities, a number of spankings, gift certificates to some of your favorite places like VOODOO doughnuts and Spartacus Leather and yes, mresquan and Heraldo for a bit of excellent eye candy and entertainment.<BR/><BR/>OR<BR/><BR/>I could just take you both out to lunch ~ The Alibi is yummy and always fun!<BR/><BR/>xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoErinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05284908812660122695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-45260757462641516302008-06-25T07:44:00.000-07:002008-06-25T07:44:00.000-07:00I would like to give you gals a couple of Groovey ...I would like to give you gals a couple of Groovey Girl Dolls:<BR/><BR/>http://www.theschoolteacher.com.au/game/schoolteacher.nsf/vw_Products/K108810/$File/groovygirl1.jpgCarolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10082877661130396437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-49611253885493603632008-06-25T00:03:00.000-07:002008-06-25T00:03:00.000-07:00I wanted to get you your own domain name, but choc...I wanted to get you your own domain name, but chocolatecoveredxanax.com was already taken by a cyber-squatter.Joel Mielkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03087883565896070720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-50199671532437365992008-06-24T23:51:00.000-07:002008-06-24T23:51:00.000-07:00How about some dark chocolate handcuffs?How about some dark chocolate handcuffs?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-9172272849636814822008-06-24T21:37:00.000-07:002008-06-24T21:37:00.000-07:00Ha! I especially love that it's an extra large Su...Ha! I especially love that it's an <I>extra large</I> Suzy.<BR/><BR/>xoKristabelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17431072549600609945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-48074610137553839122008-06-24T20:56:00.000-07:002008-06-24T20:56:00.000-07:00Gurls, you will really really raelly LOVE Suzys pr...Gurls, you will really really raelly LOVE Suzys presence (one for each couzin) becuz <I>A POWERFUL <A HREF="http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/qf/c/PopularMechanics/1-1951/xlg_suzy.jpg" REL="nofollow">good freind</A></I> is teh best gift of all.<BR/><BR/>grinding 4 peace,<BR/>SAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-75647643844030563682008-06-24T20:14:00.000-07:002008-06-24T20:14:00.000-07:00I'd give you an unlimited plane ticket so that you...I'd give you an unlimited plane ticket so that you could study all the alcoholic beverages and sex practices of anywhere in the world and then write about it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-82833599804311787282008-06-24T18:48:00.000-07:002008-06-24T18:48:00.000-07:00I'd give you two the honor of dressing up like twi...I'd give you two the honor of dressing up like twin Dolly Parton's from 9 to 5 and <BR/>you would be driven to the Blogger's Picnic in a stretch limousine where you would charge admission for all of the attendees to see Heraldo hogtied in the back ala Dabney Coleman from the same film.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-42961517857700516382008-06-24T18:13:00.000-07:002008-06-24T18:13:00.000-07:00Keri,Do you see the gift in the picture? It's mak...Keri,<BR/><BR/>Do you see the gift in the picture? It's make-your-own crafty chicken pillow! <BR/><BR/>I'd give you a selection of hens and one handsome well-mannered rooster with your very own chicken coop. It would be a miniature version of the Carson Mansion so that you'd never forget your Humboldt roots. The Ingomar Coop. I like it. <BR/><BR/>Happy birthday, my sweet.<BR/><BR/>xoxoxoxKristabelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17431072549600609945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-62299438464940582152008-06-24T18:08:00.000-07:002008-06-24T18:08:00.000-07:00Now that's what I'm talkin' about, Anonymous.Keri ...Now that's what I'm talkin' about, Anonymous.<BR/><BR/>Keri and I've already seen Mamma Mia on Broadway...but we'd see it again! Especially if we could arrive freshly pedicured and drunk on fine wine in a limo.<BR/><BR/>I think you're the front runner.<BR/><BR/>P.S. Will you marry me?Kristabelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17431072549600609945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-84309680699932885492008-06-24T15:02:00.000-07:002008-06-24T15:02:00.000-07:00Kbel, I would give you one of those fantastic home...Kbel, I would give you one of those fantastic homemade dresses in the picture. But in addition, I would also add some crafty goodness like bedazzle jewels, ric rack and some fringe. A girl can't be too adorned.<BR/><BR/>Happy joint bday beautiful!!!<BR/><BR/>xoxo<BR/>KKerihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15003444982531619518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770721854621079869.post-35056252255660775802008-06-24T13:49:00.000-07:002008-06-24T13:49:00.000-07:00Don't worry about Squirrely I've got him all figur...Don't worry about Squirrely <BR/><BR/>I've got him all figured out. <BR/><BR/>Most of the time I'll know what he's going to do even before he does something.<BR/><BR/>The Card is worth 50 dollars which would only get us about halfway to Portland maybe.<BR/><BR/> She lives too far away so I'm afraid Keri is just out of luck.robash141https://www.blogger.com/profile/07173401763769050494noreply@blogger.com