Chocolate Covered Xanax will be in a holding pattern for a bit while I get a badly behaved part ripped out of my body.
Don't worry, I'll be back in a couple of weeks with exciting tales of the cleanliness, caring and culinary delights of St. Joseph Hospital.
I suppose I should wait until after the surgery to be so sarcastic.
In the meantime, Heraldo, Carson Park Ranger and Carol have all assured me that to honor my absence they will be posting their most outrageous Saturday night fantasies.
