Number of deer seen: 14
Number of times stopped by cows in the road: 3
Number of times stopped by peacocks in the road: 1
Number of fantasies about hot opinionated bloggers: at least 7
Number of curves from Malfunction Junction to Ferndale on Wildcat Road: I stopped counting at 100
Number of coffee spills into cleavage: 3
Number of swear words issued at cattle truck driving 10 miles-an-hour under the speed limit: 5
Number of times wondering, "What the hell are these huge orange things in the highway for, and why do they go all the way to Eureka?": 2
Number of daydreams about cal-trans workers behind huge orange things: 1, well maybe 2, but that last one doesn't really count.
