I still heart statcounter

It's that time again! Here's a list (with just a little bit of commentary) of all the words and phrases that have led searchers to our little chocolate covered home in the blogosphere. There were the usual of course: assless chaps (which we haven't mentioned in ages,) chocolate breasts and the variants of spanking bench, but this time there were some that were new and just a little unusual. Really, I couldn't make this stuff up.

cheap xanax blogspot

Hey! We may be easy, but we're not cheap.

crush xanax in liquor

This either sounds like a really bad idea or a really great Saturday night.

humboldt county spanking

Just doing our part to liven things up behind the redwood curtain.

doggystyle promotions

Does it really need promoting? I thought everyone liked it!

gay spanking road rage

Why am I visualizing my friend Pancake wielding a paddle and screaming, "Taste the rainbow, bitches!" ?

sexual frustration blogspot

I realize the Saturday Night posts have been a little few and far between, but geesh...

i think my couch has poison oak oil on it what do i do

I don't know either, sweetheart.

xxx hot sluts

Yeah! It's about time!

tiger gets lost brady bunch

Oh my god! I love that episode almost as much as the one about the cursed tiki idol! Or the one where Jan wears a wig! Or when Marsha breaks her nose!

make a jail using pretzels and marshmallow

The kids must be making these in school now instead of those stupid missions.

humboldt weed

Wrong blog.

aging goddess martini

I'll start thinking about what ingredients should go in this new drink as soon as it stops making me sad. Maybe they'll make it for me at the Gilded Rose. Sniff.

I Heart Statcounter

Thanks to a handy tip from one of my favorite hot and opinionated bloggers, Keri and I are now able to see how many people read this thing, what pages are the most popular, what link they followed and other barely interesting statistics like that.

The best part about it, though, is that we're also able to see what keywords people have typed into search engines that landed them at this blog. For instance, last week someone ended up here by searching for "marsha greg jan brady," and someone else searched for "heated tub jets don't work."

Thanks to Ekovox, someone arrived after searching for "hillbilly wedding food," and there's really no explanation I can think of for this, but someone found us with "messy chocolate covered girls."

But one entry in today's keyword analysis outshone all the others. I could barely contain my excitement when I read it in the middle of today's mostly-boring list.

"getting married in chocolate assless chaps"

Now if only statcounter could actually hook me up with the freak that searched for that, I'd probably have a new best friend.