Date: April 7, 2008
Time: 6:00 p.m.
Place: Chapala Cafe, Eureka
A cute little flamboyant man is sitting with a woman at the next table over.
CLFMan: I'm only going to order the soup tonight. I'm trying to diet.
Woman sarcastically: Uh, yeah, because someone who wears size zero pants should be worrying about dieting.
CLFMan: Well, I can only fit into the size zeros if I'm not wearing any underwear.
