OK, so probably not my best work here, but really, what do you expect on my quick break for lunch? Thinking of you.
Goodbye Bladder of Gall
Sung to the tune of Elton John's Goodbye Norma Jean
Goodbye Bladder of Gall
Though I never really knew you at all
You had the task of concentrating bile
When organs around you would call
The stomach, pancreas and liver
All whispered, "Yo, get to work."
But you just sat there smiling
For a non-vital organ, I guess that's a perk
And it seemed to me, you lived your life
Like a lazy dog in the sun
Never wanting to leave the porch
Not even if there was fun
And I'm pretty glad that you're gone now
And left like you did
The surgeon tore you from my guts
Before I ever could
