OVERHEARD #1
DATE: Thursday, August 16, 2007
PLACE: Humboldt County Fair
TIME: 6:00 p.m.
A woman is watching her six-year-old son run around the grass and the picnic tables. With a gleeful look in his eye, he jumps on top of a short cement divider.
Mom: "JORDAN!!! Get off of there! You're going to BREAK YOUR LEG and we don't have enough HEALTH INSURANCE for that!!!!"
OVERHEARD #2
DATE: Saturday, August 18, 2007
PLACE: Bridgeville, CA
TIME: 3:00 p.m.
A contestant is distraught over losing points for whining in the infamous Flying Saucer Trials.
Contestant: "But...but...I wasn't whiiiiiiining. I was simply questioning authority. It's not faaaaaair!"
Alien: "Meep. Beep. Beep-eep-eep. Meep."
