
Need a little help? Go buy yourself something pretty and battery-operated at Good Relations.
Need more discretion? South Coast Pleasure can certainly help you out through the mail.
Not into DIY? Then for god's sake get your arse home and have a good old-fashioned shag.
Also, check out this video which explains why, unfortunately, only 12% of women in England are having orgasms. We'd call that a bloody national emergency.