The Absolute Best Time to Get Your Saturday Night....(revised. again.)

is not after realizing that you've mysteriously come into contact with Bear River Valley's lovely little harbinger of spring, the poison oak plant, because you've got bumpy itchy stinging patches of red on your arms and legs and stomach and belly button and parts without which Saturday night could not be Saturday night.


Bomp chicka....ouch...wait...no.....bow wow.....Yeow!...a little to the left....chicka bomp...that's calamine, not lube.....chicka bow....oh, just stop.