Thursday, October 18, 2007

We'll Drink to That!

Have you had a rough week? Have too many responsibilities and not enough time helped to get your knickers in a complete twist? The Brits have the solution to your troubles. It's National Orgasm Week across the pond, and here at Chocolate Covered Xanax, we see no reason why we shouldn't celebrate as well.



Need a little help? Go buy yourself something pretty and battery-operated at Good Relations.

Need more discretion? South Coast Pleasure can certainly help you out through the mail.

Not into DIY? Then for god's sake get your arse home and have a good old-fashioned shag.

Also, check out this video which explains why, unfortunately, only 12% of women in England are having orgasms. We'd call that a bloody national emergency.

8 comments:

The Boy Most Likely to ... said...

My tongue and I have been getting calls from across the pond.

-boy

Heraldo said...

JibJab funny.

Kristabel said...

Geez, boy, and I thought I had the market cornered on oversharing.

Anonymous said...

Kristabel,

I think I love you.

Kristabel said...

Heraldo - Would you stop with the caveman talk? You know what that does to me.

heraldo said...

Woman go cave. Man with big club take good direction.

Heh.

Bumblebee said...

/bites tongue as Kristabel's lil friends have not seen the joy that is the unfiltered bee in action. Anywho, I knew there was a reason that I went shopping last week.... I sensed somewhere orgasms were being celebrated.... /sticks on her party hat and flits off to her room.

Anonymous said...

Nice smile.