Thursday, April 10, 2008

Did You Hear That?


Date: April 7, 2008

Time: 6:00 p.m.

Place: Chapala Cafe, Eureka



A cute little flamboyant man is sitting with a woman at the next table over.





CLFMan: I'm only going to order the soup tonight. I'm trying to diet.

Woman sarcastically: Uh, yeah, because someone who wears size zero pants should be worrying about dieting.

CLFMan: Well, I can only fit into the size zeros if I'm not wearing any underwear.

14 comments:

Alex said...
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Anonymous said...

Funny!

suzy blah blah said...

LOL! Eye have been called a voyear mysalf LOL ... but i just say --Suzys nosy ;)
OOXOO,
S

Kym said...

My favorite part of eating out is eavesdropping...I'm so ashamed.

Headwrapper said...

Here at Headwrapping School we don't diet, or wear underwear, or wear pants.

mresquan said...

I wonder if this couple is aware of the many wonders of edible underwear.

Kristabel said...

Reuben, is that piece one of yours? I love it so much.

Here at Headwrapping School we don't diet, or wear underwear, or wear pants.

Where do I sign up?

Is being the Headwrapper like being the Headmaster?

Anonymous said...

Hilarious, Kristabel! Even better reading it! Funny, funny picture, as well.

Headwrapper said...

Where do I sign up?
K'bel,
I checked our files and found that you have an honorary lifetime membership here at H.S., where nakedness is next to godliness (ie Raw Vision). But not to worry --there are no demerits for getting caught with your pants up.

Is being the Headwrapper like being the Headmaster?

Silly --that's like asking if a wrapperpiece is the same as a masterpiece ... or if cupcake-eyes are the same as marshmallow-shoes, or if head cheese is the same as pigs feet...

Kristabel said...

I checked our files and found that you have an honorary lifetime membership here at H.S.

Hooray! Then hopefully the fits of giddy schoolgirl giggles you send me into will fit right in.

But not to worry --there are no demerits for getting caught with your pants up.

Good. But how about getting caught with your toys out? ;)

I'm so excited to see the full piece, but I'll go over to HS and talk to you there.

Headwrapper said...

Good. But how about getting caught with your toys out? ;)

If it's your favorite toy, then you will receive a free paper mache HS cordless phone with dead cardboard and duct-tape batteries. But if it's the SB then you will have to stay after school and be punished.

Jennifer McKenzie said...

Um, I used to date a guy who didn't wear undies.
I was not impressed.
But then, what do I know? After all, if women can wear butt floss--er I mean thongs (Not ME of course. Never) then I guess a guy in size 0 pants can go commando.
*shrugs*
Do men really wear a size 0?

Kristabel said...

Geez, Reuben, you can really see all the, um, detail when the picture's that big. Thanks for turning my face as red as the coffee pot. I think I'm going to like attending Headwrapping School.

Jen....my suspicion is that the cute little flamboyant man wears women's pants.

The Boy Most Likely to ... said...

Jen....my suspicion is that the cute little flamboyant man wears women's pants.

I will also hazard a guess that this flamboyant little man can accessorize better than most women.

just a hunch

-boy