Thursday, January 29, 2009

I still heart statcounter

It's that time again! Here's a list (with just a little bit of commentary) of all the words and phrases that have led searchers to our little chocolate covered home in the blogosphere. There were the usual of course: assless chaps (which we haven't mentioned in ages,) chocolate breasts and the variants of spanking bench, but this time there were some that were new and just a little unusual. Really, I couldn't make this stuff up.

cheap xanax blogspot

Hey! We may be easy, but we're not cheap.

crush xanax in liquor

This either sounds like a really bad idea or a really great Saturday night.

humboldt county spanking

Just doing our part to liven things up behind the redwood curtain.

doggystyle promotions

Does it really need promoting? I thought everyone liked it!

gay spanking road rage

Why am I visualizing my friend Pancake wielding a paddle and screaming, "Taste the rainbow, bitches!" ?

sexual frustration blogspot

I realize the Saturday Night posts have been a little few and far between, but geesh...

i think my couch has poison oak oil on it what do i do

I don't know either, sweetheart.

xxx hot sluts

Yeah! It's about time!

tiger gets lost brady bunch

Oh my god! I love that episode almost as much as the one about the cursed tiki idol! Or the one where Jan wears a wig! Or when Marsha breaks her nose!

make a jail using pretzels and marshmallow

The kids must be making these in school now instead of those stupid missions.

humboldt weed

Wrong blog.

aging goddess martini

I'll start thinking about what ingredients should go in this new drink as soon as it stops making me sad. Maybe they'll make it for me at the Gilded Rose. Sniff.


Indie said...

Wow, what stat counter do you use that gives you this info??

And by the way, I'll take an Aging Goddess Martini, make mine a double.

Bumblebee said...

All Pancake needs is a pink ford focus!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh man! That's hilarious! "Taste the rainbow..." heh heh heh
You slay me!
I like the tiki idol episode.
Seriously though, I think you know what should go in an aging goddess. *wink*

Carol said...


Just don't drink the Goldrushes at the Gilded Rose. It makes my stomach churn everytime I remember.

Kristabel said...


I use . I haven't warmed up to the idea of ordering an aging goddess yet, but maybe if you join me at the Gilded Rose....


Totally. snort

Indie said...

Two Aging Goddesses are better than one, as the old saying goes.

I shall have to check out this Gilded Rose. I've never been there, but neighborhood bars remind me pleasantly of the pubs in England. And I love the name.

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha! Kristabel, I'm so glad you're back.

Anonymous said...

Had to share this with you.
search term leading to my blog-
"Father shows swollen purple head"
WTF?! Who searches for that?
The first time I've ever gagged while laughing.

Kristabel said...

Ha! Ouch. That's a good one. I swear people think I make up some of the search terms, but no, the reality is stranger than anything I could think of.

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