Sunday, August 19, 2007

Did You Hear That?



OVERHEARD #1

DATE: Thursday, August 16, 2007

PLACE: Humboldt County Fair

TIME: 6:00 p.m.

A woman is watching her six-year-old son run around the grass and the picnic tables. With a gleeful look in his eye, he jumps on top of a short cement divider.

Mom: "JORDAN!!! Get off of there! You're going to BREAK YOUR LEG and we don't have enough HEALTH INSURANCE for that!!!!"



OVERHEARD #2

DATE: Saturday, August 18, 2007

PLACE: Bridgeville, CA

TIME: 3:00 p.m.

A contestant is distraught over losing points for whining in the infamous Flying Saucer Trials.

Contestant: "But...but...I wasn't whiiiiiiining. I was simply questioning authority. It's not faaaaaair!"

Alien: "Meep. Beep. Beep-eep-eep. Meep."

4 comments:

Keri said...

Meep beep...take us to your leader! Oh....never mind! We are going to Canada for universal health care...Meep beeppppppp......

The Boy Most Likely to ... said...

THERE'S NO WHINING IN THE FLYING SAUCER TOSS! These people make me very sad.

-boy

Jennifer Savage said...

Ha! I don't know what I love more – someone getting called for whining or the League of Their Own reference.

Derchoadus said...

Was a good time...said the guy in the Alien Tye-Dye.

BTW Who won...er...Got the most positive points?