Monday, November 5, 2007

Did you hear that?



Overheard at: AA Bar, Eureka

Date: Saturday, November 3, 2007

Time: 11:00 p.m.



Two men are sitting at a table eating the biggest steaks I've ever seen. They're discussing the meth problem in Eureka.



Man #1: Isn't meth what they fed to the Nazis?

Man #2: Yep. Hitler was a big geeterhead.

Man #1: He should've just smoked dope.

Man #2: Maybe then he wouldn't have invaded Poland.

Man #1: He still would've tried to invade Poland, but he would've lost his keys and got distracted so it never would've happened.

4 comments:

The Boy Most Likely to ... said...

Very nice alternate take on history.

Professor Chong said...

Its true if Hitler Goerbells and Rudolf Hess had done wake and bakes instead of drinking beer and slamming Meth . Europe would have been a much mellower place during the 1940s.

Mike Buettner said...

Love the AA.

Kristabel said...

Me too, Mike. It's also about the only place you can get something decent to eat after 9. What's up with that, Eureka?