Friday, August 29, 2008

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takes on a whole new meaning here, doesn't it?

Well....for the first time in my entire life I have absolutely nothing to say.

No drunken apologies.
No Saturday night suggestions.
No country living complaints.
No hot blogger fantasies.
Not even any random questions.

Wait, I have one random question about the plural form of penis. Is it peni? Like cacti? It should be. But anyway...

if anyone has any writer's block/brain cramp suggestions please let me know.

Or you can just go create your own fabulous church sign here.


Kym said...

I had to bookmark that site. I don't know how or when but I am going to use it!

Anonymous said...

The plural for penis is "yes, yes!"

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Alright, Carol, is that you posting anonymously? Naughty, naughty girl.

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Jennifer McKenzie said...

I have the same problem. As a writer I have to write synopses. Or synopsi. I've been told that synopses is correct.
So that would be penises. And let me just say that if you're discussing penises in their plural form, you're having WAY more fun than I am.

Keri said...

Maybe it's like a murder of crows or a gaggle of geese.

A plethora of peni??

A butt load of peni???



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Hee hee hee hee.....well...

you all may not be able to solve my writer's block problem, but you're sure cracking me up.

It's all just fantasy, Jen. Really. Uh huh.

A buttload of peni...

Ha ha hee hee heeeee

Joel Mielke said...

The plural of penis never comes up for most of us.

Now that I think of it, I wonder if it's a cognate of peninsula? OMG! Is Europe staring at our Florida?

Kristabel said...


Anonymous said...

Love the sight and the sign. I am a faithful follower.

Anonymous said...

Actually “penis” is best used as a conjunction between two exciting ideas.

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Suffering from anxIety? Here's a writer's block suggestion

Carol said...

No, hunny, it was not me!

Katie LeJoi said...

On the PostSecret Blog (, I found a link to the book: Not Quite What I Was Planning: Six-Word Memoirs by Writers Famous and Obscure.

Maybe you could write your six-word memoir to get your juices flowing?

Kristabel said...

Thanks, Katie! Hey, I keep trying to leave you a comment on your blog, but the mail always comes back undeliverable.

Sixpacman said...

I don't know if this helps with writers block, but when either myself or My Lady has a brain-cramp, this always does the trick...

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Mmmmm....that's the best suggestion yet. And it's only 10 a.m.

Is a martini with stuffed olives a dirty martini?

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Only if you include some olive brine.

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I see. What about a filthy martini?

I like the sound of that, but my martini ignorance is astounding.

Anonymous said...

I have two comments.

First, anonymous posters who are also regular bloggers (you accused Carol and have done the same things to me) are anonymous sometimes for good reasons, like we had some wine and are smart enough not to use our blog name, or- like our kids know who we are, or friends do, etc) Let us be truly anonymous and don't "out" us or we have to cease commenting. I know, "big threat" but it made a non-blogger out of me on your site.

Second, I think there is little need for the plural of penis. Why would you ever have to say "penises" (which I think is correct) unless you have, say, them on your wallpaper or a person you know has two of them?

Thirdly, okay a bonus comment- your blog is a lot of laughs, and anyone who likes ABBA has to be fun.

Kristabel said...

First, I think wallpaper full of peni is a great idea! I also find plenty of opportunities to talk about more than one penis. We must run in different social circles.

Second, I didn't out Carol...she admitted it herself...on her own blog. She also has a great sense of humor and knows when I'm teasing her. I outed you because you were being mean and whiny, and you deserved it. Unless of course, you're not the mean and whiny person I outed and then...well...sorry about that. Spanking?

Thirdly, thanks. I think singing a round of "Does Your Mother Know" at the top of our lungs will make us both feel better.


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Mean and whiny bloggers,check your bags at the door!!
And kristabel,you need a spanking regardless,while wearing a cowgirl hat.Don't worry I'll sing whatever ABBA song you'd like to add to the ambiance.
And all bloggers,be nice to the wonderful lady Kristabel....please.

Kristabel said...

Who are you calling a lady, mresquan?

And where've you been?

mresquan said...

You,my silly friend.
And wouldn't you like to know....

robash141 said...

I think there is little need for the plural of penis. Why would you ever have to say "penises"

If you were referring Dick Cheney and Newt Gingrich in the same sentence.

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