Love Portland. I really do. However, I found that I was spending too much time reading blogs and keeping up to date with the happenings of Humboldt Co. I was neglectful of all the wonderful events that go on in THIS great city. Portland has the reputation of being a little off-beat, and we like it that way.
24 hour Church of Elvis- check
Saturday Market- check
And now adding to the list: Miss White Trash Pageant
I was so disappointed that I had missed it, because who, in their right mind, doesn't want to win a 1973 GMC, meat products, a tattoo of a naked lady and a check for $29.99?
Next year I'm bustin' out the Daisy Dukes, bleaching my hair out and crushing a can of beer with my forehead.
Now that's a quality woman!