Love Portland. I really do. However, I found that I was spending too much time reading blogs and keeping up to date with the happenings of Humboldt Co. I was neglectful of all the wonderful events that go on in THIS great city. Portland has the reputation of being a little off-beat, and we like it that way. 24 hour Church of Elvis- check
Saturday Market- check
And now adding to the list: Miss White Trash Pageant
I was so disappointed that I had missed it, because who, in their right mind, doesn't want to win a 1973 GMC, meat products, a tattoo of a naked lady and a check for $29.99?
Next year I'm bustin' out the Daisy Dukes, bleaching my hair out and crushing a can of beer with my forehead.
Now that's a quality woman!
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Next year I'm bustin' out the Daisy Dukes, bleaching my hair out and crushing a can of beer with my forehead.
Now...will the can be full, or an "empty"?
-boy
You better invite me to come cheer you on.
Remember though...sadly the 24-hour Church of Elvis has closed its doors. Sniff.
But what about Voodoo Donuts! Who doesn't love a donut with Nyquil glaze?!
But what about Voodoo Donuts! Who doesn't love a donut with Nyquil glaze?!
Boy smells FUNDRAISER!
-boy
How could I forget that? AND their pepto donut too!!
Boy- You know of course that I am a half empty kind of girl so "empty" would be appropriate.
xoxox
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