OVERHEARD #1
DATE: Thursday, August 16, 2007
PLACE: Humboldt County Fair
TIME: 6:00 p.m.
A woman is watching her six-year-old son run around the grass and the picnic tables. With a gleeful look in his eye, he jumps on top of a short cement divider.
Mom: "JORDAN!!! Get off of there! You're going to BREAK YOUR LEG and we don't have enough HEALTH INSURANCE for that!!!!"
OVERHEARD #2
DATE: Saturday, August 18, 2007
PLACE: Bridgeville, CA
TIME: 3:00 p.m.
A contestant is distraught over losing points for whining in the infamous Flying Saucer Trials.
Contestant: "But...but...I wasn't whiiiiiiining. I was simply questioning authority. It's not faaaaaair!"
Alien: "Meep. Beep. Beep-eep-eep. Meep."
4 comments:
Meep beep...take us to your leader! Oh....never mind! We are going to Canada for universal health care...Meep beeppppppp......
THERE'S NO WHINING IN THE FLYING SAUCER TOSS! These people make me very sad.
-boy
Ha! I don't know what I love more – someone getting called for whining or the League of Their Own reference.
Was a good time...said the guy in the Alien Tye-Dye.
BTW Who won...er...Got the most positive points?
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