Saturday, January 12, 2008
Did You Hear That?
DATE: January 11, 2008
PLACE: An Arcata drinking establishment
TIME: 5:00 p.m.
A man and a woman are standing behind the counter at work chatting. The man is telling her about a trip that he will be taking for a first meeting with a person he met on the internet.
Man: I'm flying in to Gulfport, Mississippi on Saturday, so I called him up yesterday and asked him if he was going to pick me up from the airport.
Woman: Is he going to?
Man: Yeah. Then I asked him if he was coming alone, and he said, "I'm sure not gonna bring the missus with me."
Woman: Oh my god! So....
Man: So yeah. You know it's gonna happen. We'll have the whole evening together, and we're going to do things that are totally illegal - at least in the state of Mississippi.